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1,400 Online Chat and Text Message Abbreviations

Text Messaging & Chat Abbreviations "Numbers & Characters"

?
I have a question
?
I don't understand what you mean
?4U
I have a question for you
;S
Gentle warning, like "Hmm? What did you say?"
^^
Meaning "read line" or "message above"
<3
Meaning "sideways heart" (love, friendship)
<3
Meaning "broken heart"
<33
Meaning "heart or love" (more 3s is a bigger heart)
@TEOTD
At the end of the day
.02
My (or your) two cents worth
1TG, 2TG
Meaning number of balls needed for win (online gaming/Bingo)
121

One-to-one (private chat initiation)
1337
Leet, meaning 'elite'
143
I love you
1432
I love you too
14AA41
One for all, and all for one
182
I hate you
19
Zero hand (online gaming)
10X
Thanks
10Q
Thank you
1CE
Once
1DR
I wonder
1NAM
One in a million
2
Meaning "to" in SMS
20
Meaning "location"
2EZ
Too easy
2G2BT
Too good to be true
2M2H
Too much too handle
2MI
Too much information
2MOR
Tomorrow
2NTE
Tonight
4
Short for "for" in SMS
411
Meaning "information"
404
I don't know
411
Meaning 'information'
420
Lets get high
420
Meaning "Marijuana"
459
Means I love you (ILY is 459 using keypad numbers)
4AO
For adults only
4COL
For crying out loud
4EAE
Forever and ever
4NR
Foreigner
^5
High-five
511
Too much information (more than 411)
555
Sobbing, crying. (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs)
55555
Crying your eyes out (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs)
55555
Meaning Laughing (In Thai language the number 5 is pronounced 'ha'.)
6Y
Sexy
7K
Sick
81
Meaning Hells Angels (H=8th letter of alphabet, A=1st letter of alphabet)
831
I love you (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)
86
Over
88
Bye-bye (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs)
88
Hugs and kisses
9
Parent is watching
*s*
Meaning "smile"
*w*
Meaning "wink"
"A" Text Message & Chat Abbreviations

A3
Anytime, anywhere, anyplace
AA
Alcoholics Anonymous
AA
As above
AA
Ask about
AAF
As a matter of fact
AAF
As a friend
AAK
Asleep at keyboard
AAK
Alive and kicking
AAMOF
As a matter of fact
AAMOI
As a matter of interest
AAP
Always a pleasure
AAR
At any rate
AAS
Alive and smiling
AASHTA
As always, Sheldon has the answer
(Bike mechanic Sheldon Brown)
AATK
Always at the keyboard
AAYF
As always, your friend
ABBR
Meaning abbreviation
ABC
Already been chewed
ABD
Already been done
ABT
About
ABT2
Meaning 'About to'
ABTA
Meaning Good-bye (signoff)
ABU
All bugged up
AC
Acceptable content
ACC
Anyone can come
ACD
ALT / CONTROL / DELETE
ACDNT
Accident (e-mail, Government)
ACE
Meaning marijuana cigarette
ACK
Acknowledge
ACPT
Accept (e-mail, Government)
ACQSTN
Acquisition (e-mail, Government)
ADAD
Another day, another dollar
ADBB
All done, bye-bye
ADD
Address
ADDY
Address
ADIH
Another day in hell
ADIP
Another day in paradise
ADMIN
Administrator
ADMINR
Administrator (Government)
ADN
Any day now
ADR
Address
AE
Area effect (online gaming)
AEAP
As early as possible
AF
April Fools
AFC
Away from computer
AFAIAA
As far as I am aware
AFAIC
As far as I am concerned
AFAIK
As far as I know
AFAIUI
As far as I understand it
AFAP
As far as possible
AFFA
Angels Forever, Forever Angels
AFJ
April Fool's joke
AFK
Away from keyboard
AFZ
Acronym Free Zone
AFPOE
A fresh pair of eyes
AH
At home
AIAMU
And I am a money's uncle
AIGHT
Alright
AIR
As I remember
AISB
As it should be
AISB
As I said before
AISI
As I see it
AITR
Adult in the room
AKA
Also known as
ALCON
All concerned
ALOL
Actually laughing out loud
AMAP
As much as possible
AMBW
All my best wishes
AML
All my love
AMOF
As a matter of fact
A/N
Author's note
AO
Anarchy Online (online gaming)
AOC
Available on cell
AOE
Area of effect (online game)
AOM
Age of majority
AOM
Age of Mythology (online gaming)
AOTA
All of the above
AOYP
Angel on your pillow
APAC
All praise and credit
APP
Application
APP
Appreciate
AQAP
As quick (or quiet) as possible
ARC
Archive (compressed files)
ARE
Acronym rich environment
ARG
Argument
ASIG
And so it goes
ASAP
As soon as possible
A/S/L
Age/sex/location
ASL
Age/sex/location
ASLA
Age/sex/location/availability
AT
At your terminal
ATB
All the best
ATEOTD
At the end of the day
ATM
At the moment
ATSITS
All the stars in the sky
ATSL
Along the same line (or lines)
AWC
After awhile crocodile
AWESO
Awesome
AWOL
Away without leaving
AWOL
Absent without leave
AYDY
Are you done yet?
AYEC
At your earliest convenience
AYOR
At your own risk
AYSOS
Are you stupid or something?
AYS
Are you serious?
AYT
Are you there?
AYTMTB
And you're telling me this because
AYV
Are you vertical?
AYW
As you were
AYW
As you want / As you wish
AZN
Asian
"B" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations

B
Back
B
Be
B&
Banned
B2B
B2C
B2W
Back to work
B8
Bait (person teased or joked with, or under-aged person/teen)
B9
Boss is watching
B/F
Boyfriend
B/G
Background (personal information request)
B4
Before
B4N
Bye for now
BAG
Busting a gut
BA
Bad *a*
BAFO
Best and final offer
BAK
Back at keyboard
BAM
Below average mentality
BAMF
Bad *a* mother *f*
BAO
Be aware of
BAS
Big 'butt' smile
BASOR
Breathing a sigh of relief
BAU
Business as usual
BAY
Back at ya
BB
Be back
BB
Big brother
BB
Bebi / Baby (Spanish SMS)
BBC
Big bad challenge
BBIAB
Be back in a bit
BBIAF
Be back in a few
BBIAM
Be back in a minute
BBIAS
Be back in a sec
BBL
Be back later
BBN
Bye, bye now
BBQ
Barbeque, "Ownage", shooting score/frag (online gaming)
BBS
Be back soon
BBT
Be back tomorrow
BC
Because
B/C
Because
BC
Be cool
BCNU
Be seeing you
BCOS
Because
BCO
Big crush on
BCOY
Big crush on you
BD
Big deal
BDAY
Birthday
B-DAY
Birthday
BDN
Big darn number
BEG
Big evil grin
BF
Boyfriend
BF
Brain fart
BFAW
Best friend at work
BF2
Battlefield 2 (online gaming)
BF
Best friend
BFF
Best friends forever
BFFL
Best friends for life
BFFLNMW
Best friends for life, no matter what
BFD
Big freaking deal
BFG
Big freaking grin
BFFN
Best friend for now
BFN
Bye for now
BG
Big grin
BGWM
Be gentle with me
BHL8
Be home late
BIB
Boss is back
BIBO
Beer in, beer out
BIC
Butt in chair
BIF
Before I forget
BIH
Burn in hell
BIL
Brother in law
BION
Believe it or not
BIOYA
Blow it out your *a*
BIOYN
Blow it out your nose
BISFLATM
Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey! (unverified)
BITMT
But in the meantime
BL
Belly laugh
BLNT
Better luck next time
BM
Bite me
BME
Based on my experience
BM&Y
Between me and you
BOB
Back off *buddy*
BN
Bad news
BOE
Meaning "bind on equip" (online gaming)
BOL
Best of luck
BOM
*b* of mine
BOLO
Be on the look out
BOOMS
Bored out of my skull
BOP
Meaning "bind on pickup" (online gaming)
BOSMKL
Bending over smacking my knee laughing
BOT
Back on topic
BOT
Be on that
BOYF
Boyfriend
BPLM
Big person little mind
BRB
Be right back
BR
Best regards
BRBB
Be right back *babe*
BRNC
Be right back, nature calls
BRD
Bored
BRH
Be right here
BRT
Be right there
BSF
But seriously folks
BSOD
Blue screen of death
BSTS
Better safe than sorry
BT
Bite this
BT
Between technologies
BTA
But then again
BTDT
Been there, done that
BTW
By the way
BTYCL
Meaning 'Bootycall'
BUBU
Slang term for the most beautiful of women
BWL
Bursting with laughter
BYOB
Bring your own beer
BYOC
Bring your own computer
BYOD
BYOH
Bat you on (the) head
BYOP
Bring your own paint (paintball)
BYTM
Better you than me

"C" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations

C&G
Chuckle & grin
C4N
Ciao for now
CAD
Control + Alt + Delete
CAD
Short for Canada/Canadian
CAM
Camera (SMS)
CB
Coffee break
CB
Chat break
CB
Crazy *b*
CD9
Code 9, Meaning "parents are around"
CFS
Care for secret?
CFY
Calling for you
CHK
Check
CIAO
Good-bye (Italian word)
CICO
Coffee in, coffee out
CID
Crying in disgrace
CID
Consider it done
CLAB
Crying like a baby
CLD
Could
CLK
Click
CM
Call me
CMB
Call me back
CMAP
Cover my *a* partner (online gaming)
CMIIW
Correct me if I'm wrong
CMON
Come on
CNP
Continued (in) next post
COB
Close of business
COH
City of Heroes (online gaming)
COS
Because
C/P
Cross post
CP
Chat post (or continue in IM)
CR8
Create
CRE8
Create
CRA CRA
Slang term meaning "crazy"
CRAFT
Can't remember a *freaking* thing
CRB
Come right back
CRBT
Crying really big tears
CRIT
Meaning "critical hit" (online gaming)
CRZ
Crazy
CRS
Can't remember *stuff*
CSG
Chuckle, snicker, grin
CSL
Can't stop laughing
CSS
Counter-Strike Source (online gaming)
CT
Can't talk
CTC
Care to chat?
CTHU
Cracking the *heck* up
CTN
Can't talk now
CTO
Check this out
CU
See you too
CU
See you
CU2
See you
CUA
See you around
CUL
See you later
CULA
See you later alligator
CUL8R
See you later
CUMID
See you in my dreams
CURLO
See you around like a donut
CWOT
Complete waste of time
CWYL
Chat with you later
CX
Meaning "Correction"
CYA
See you
CYAL8R
See you later
CYE
Check your e-mail
CYEP
Close your eyes partner (online gaming)
CYO
See you online
"D" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations

D2
Dedos / fingers (Spanish SMS)
D46?
Down for sex?
DA
Meaning "The"
DAoC
Dark Age of Camelot (online gaming)
DBAU
Doing business as usual
DBEYR
Don't believe everything you read
DC
Disconnect
DD
Dear (or Darling) daughter
DD
Due diligence
DDG
Drop dead gorgeous
DEGT
Dear (or Darling) daughter
DERP
Meaning stupid or silly
DF
Don't even go there
DFL
Dead *freaking* last (online gaming)
DGA
Don’t go anywhere
DGAF
Don't give a *freak*
DGT
Don't go there
DGTG
Don't go there, girlfriend
DH
Dear (or Darling) husband
DHU
Dinosaur hugs (used to show support)
DIIK
Darned if I know
DIKU
Do I know you?
DILLIGAF
Do I look like I give a *freak*?
DILLIGAS
Do I look like I give a sugar?
DIS
Did I say?
DITYID
Did I tell you I'm distressed?
DIY
Do it yourself
DKDC
Don't know, don't care
DKP
Dragon kill points (online gaming)
D/L
Download
DL
Download
DL
Down low
DLBBB
Don't let (the) bed bugs bite
DLTBBB
Don't let the bed bugs bite
DM
Doesn't matter
DM
Direct message (Twitter slang)
DM
Do me
DM
Dungeon Master (online gaming)
DMNO
Dude Man No Offense
DMY
Don't mess yourself
DN
Down
DNC
Do not compute (meaning I do not understand)
DNR
Dinner (SMS)
DNT
Don't
d00d
Dude
DOE
Daughter of Eve
DP
Display Picture (Yahoo Messenger Chat)
DPS
Damage per second (online gaming)
DQMOT
Don't quote me on this
DR
Didn't read
DS
Dear (or Darling) son
DTR
Define the relationship
DTRT
Do the right thing
DTS
Don't think so
DTTD
Don't touch that dial
DUPE
Duplicate
DUR
Do you remember?
DV8
Deviate
DW
Dear (or Darling) wife
DWF
Divorced white female
DWM
Divorced white male
DXNRY
Dictionary
DYNWUTB
Do you know what you are talking about?
DYFI
Did you find it?
DYFM
Dude, you fascinate me
DYJHIW
Don't you just hate it when...?
DYOR
Do your own research (common stock market chat slang)
"E" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations

E
Ecstasy
E
Enemy (online gaming)
E1
Everyone
E123
Easy as one, two, three
E2EG
Ear to ear grin
EAK
Eating at keyboard
EBKAC
Error between keyboard and chair
ED
Erase display
EF4T
Effort
EG
Evil grin
EI
Eat it
EIP
Editing in progress
EM
E-mail (Twitter slang)
EMA
E-mail address (Twitter slang)
EMFBI
Excuse me for butting in
EMFBI
Excuse me for jumping in
EMSG
E-mail message
ENUF
Enough
EOD
End of day
EOD
End of discussion
EOL
End of lecture
EOL
End of life
EOM
End of message
EOS
End of show
EOT
End of transmission
EQ
EverQuest (online gaming)
ERS2
Eres tz / are you (Spanish SMS)
ES
Erase screen
ESAD
Eat *S* and die!
ETA
Estimated time (of) arrival
ETA
Edited to add
EVA
Ever
EVO
Evolution
EWG
Evil wicked grin (in fun, teasing)
EWI
Emailing while intoxicated
EYC
Excitable, yet calm
EZ
Easy
EZY
Easy
"F" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations

F
Meaning female
F2F
Face to face
F2P
Free to play (online gaming)
FAAK
Falling asleep at keyboard
FAB
Fabulous
Facepalm
Used to represent the gesture of "smacking your forehead with your palm" to express embarrassment or frustration
FAF
Funny as *freak*
FAQ
Frequently asked questions
FAY
*Freak* all you
FB
FBC
Facebook chat
FBF
Fat boy food (e.g. pizza, burgers, fries)
FBFR
FaceBook friend
FBM
Fine by me
FBOW
For better or worse
FC
Fingers crossed
FC
Full card (online gaming)
FC'INGO
For crying out loud
FEITCTAJ
*Freak* 'em if they can't take a joke
FF
Follow Friday (Twitter slang)
FFA
Free for all (online gaming)
FFS
For *freak'*sakes
FICCL
Frankly I couldn't care a less
FIF
*Freak* I'm funny
FIIK
*Freaked* if I know
FIIOOH
Forget it, I'm out of here
FIL
Father in law
FIMH
Forever in my heart
FISH
First in, still here
FITB
Fill in the blank
FML
*Freak* My Life
FOMC
Falling off my chair
FOAD
*Freak* off and die
FOAF
Friend of a friend
FOMCL
Falling off my chair laughing
FRT
For real though
FTBOMH
From the bottom of my heart
FTL
For the loss
FTW
For the win
FU
*Freak* you
FUBAR
Fouled up beyond all recognition
FUBB
Fouled up beyond belief
FUD
Face up deal (online gaming)
FW
Forward
FWB
Friend with benefits
FWIW
For what it's worth
FWM
Fine with me
FYEO
For your eyes only
FYA
For your amusement
FYI
For your information
"G" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations

G
Grin
G
Giggle
G/F
Girlfriend
G2CU
Good to see you
G2G
Got to go
G2GICYAL8ER
Got to go I'll see you later
G2R
Got to run
G2TU
Got to tell u (you)
G4C
Going for coffee
G9
Genius
GA
Go ahead
GAC
Get a clue
GAFC
Get a *freaking* clue
GAL
Get a life
GAS
Got a second?
GAS
Greetings and salutations
GB
Goodbye
GBTW
Get back to work
GBU
God bless you
GD
Good
GDR
Grinning, ducking, and running
GD/R
Grinning, ducking, and running
GFI
Go for it
GF
Girl friend
GFN
Gone for now
GG
Gotta Go
GG
Good Game (online gaming)
GG
Brother (Mandarin Chinese txt msgs)
GGA
Good game, all (online gaming)
GGE1
Good game, everyone (online gaming)
GGU2
Good game, you too
GGMSOT
Gotta get me some of that
GGOH
Gotta Get Outa Here
GGP
Got to go pee
GH
Good hand (online gaming)
GIAR
Give it a rest
GIC
Gift in crib (online gaming)
GIGO
Garbage in, garbage out
GIRL
Guy in real life
GJ
Good job
GL
Good luck
GL2U
Good luck to you (online gaming)
GLA
Good luck all (online gaming)
GL/HF
Good luck, have fun (online gaming)
GLE
Good luck everyone (online gaming)
GLE1
Good luck everyone (online gaming)
GLNG
Good luck next game (online gaming)
GMBA
Giggling my butt off
GMTA
Great minds think alike
GMV
Got my vote
GN
Good night
GNA
Good night all
GNE1
Good night everyone
GNIGHT
Good night
GNITE
Good night
GNSD
Good night, sweet dreams
GOI
Get over it
GOL
Giggling out loud
GOMB
Get off my back
GPOY
Gratuitous picture of yourself
GR8
Great
GRATZ
Congratulations
GRL
Girl
GRWG
Get right with God
GR&D
Grinning, running and ducking
GS
Good shot
GS
Good split (online gaming)
GT
Good try
GTFO
Get the *freak* out
GTG
Got to go
GTRM
Going to read mail
GTSY
Great (or good) to see you
GUD
Good
GWHTLC
Glad we had this little chat
"H" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations

H
Hug
H8
Hate
H8TTU
Hate to be you
HAG1
Have a good one
HAK
Hug and kiss
HAU
How about you?
H&K
Hugs & kisses
H2CUS
Hope to see you soon
HAGN
Have a good night
HAGO
Have a good one
HAND
Have a nice day
HB
Hurry back
HB
Hug back
H-BDAY
Happy Birthday
HBU
How about you?
HF
Have fun
HFAC
Holy flipping animal crackers
H-FDAY
Happy Father's Day
HHIS
Head hanging in shame
HL
Half Life (online gaming)
HLA
Hola / hello (Spanish SMS)
H-MDAY
Happy Mother's Day
HNL
(w)Hole 'nother level
HOAS
Hold on a second
HP
Hit points / Health points (online gaming)
HRU
How are you?
HTH
Hope this helps
HUB
Head up butt
HUYA
Head up your *butt*
HV
Have
HVH
Heroic Violet Hold (online gaming)
HW
Homework
"I" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations

I2
I too (me too)
IA8
I already ate
IAAA
I am an accountant
IAAD
I am a doctor
IAAL
I am a lawyer
IAC
In any case
IAE
In any event
IANAC
I am not a crook
IANAL
I am not a lawyer
IAO
I am out (of here)
IB
I'm back
IB
I'm back
IC
I see
ICAM
I couldn't agree more
ICBW
It could be worse
ICEDI
I can't even discuss it
ICFILWU
I could fall in love with you
ICYMI
In case you missed it (Twitter slang)
IDBI
I don't believe it
IDC
I don't care
IDGAF
I don't give a *freak*
IDK
I don't know
IDTS
I don't think so
IDUNNO
I don't know
IFYP
I feel your pain
IG2R
I got to run
IGHT
I got high tonight
IGN
I (I've) got nothing
IGP
I got to (go) pee
IHNI
I have no idea
IIRC
If I remember correctly
IIIO
Intel inside, idiot outside
IK
I know
IKR
I know, right?
ILBL8
I'll be late
ILU
I love you
ILUM
I love you man
ILY
I love you
IM
Instant message
IMAO
In my arrogant opinion
IMHO
In my humble opinion
ImL
(in Arial font) Means I love you (a way of using the American sign language in text)
IMNSHO
In my not so humble opinion
IMO
In my opinion
IMS
I am sorry
IMSB
I am so bored
IMTM
I am the man
IMU
I miss u (you)
INAL
I'm not a lawyer
INC
Meaning "incoming" (online gaming)
IOMH
In over my head
IOW
In other words
IRL
In real life
IRMC
I rest my case
ISLY
I still love you
ITAM
It's The Accounting, Man (financial blogs)
ITYK
I thought you knew
IUSS
If you say so
IWALU
I will always love you
IWAWO
I want a way out
IWIAM
Idiot wrapped in a moron
IYKWIM
If you know what I mean
IYO
In your opinion
IYQ
Meaning "I like you"
IYSS
If you say so
"J" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations



"J" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations

j00
You
j00r
Your
JAC
Just a second
JAM
Just a minute
JAS
Just a second
JC (J/C)
Just checking
JDI
Just do it
JFF
Just for fun
JFGI
Just *freaking* Google it
JIC
Just in case
JJ (J/J)
Just joking
JJA
Just joking around
JK (J/K)
Just kidding
JLMK
Just let me know
JMO
Just my opinion
JP
Just playing
JP
Jackpot (online gaming, bingo games)
JT (J/T)
Just teasing
JTLYK
Just to let you know
JV
Meaning "joint venture"
JW
Just wondering
"K" Text Messages / Chat Abbreviations

K
Okay
KK
Knock, knock
KK
Okay, Okay!
K8T
Katie
k/b
Keyboard
KB
Keyboard
KB
Kick butt (online gaming)
KDFU
Means Cracking (K) the (D as in Da) *freak* up
KEWL
Cool
KEYA
I will key you later
KEYME
Key me when you get in
KFY
Kiss for you
KIA
Know it all
KISS
Keep it simple, stupid
KIT
Keep in touch
KMA
Kiss my *a*
KMK
Kiss my keister
KMT
Kiss my tushie
KOC
Kiss on cheek
KOL
Kiss on cheek
KOS
Kid over shoulder

Kill on sight
KOW
Knock on wood
KOTC
Kiss on the cheek
KOTL
Kiss on the lips
KNIM
Know what I mean?
KNOW
Meaning "knowledge"
KPC
Keeping parents clueless
KS
Kill then steal (online gaming)
KSC
Kind (of) sort (of) chuckle
KT
Katie
KUTGW
Keep up the good work
"L" Text Message & Chat Abbreviations

L2G
Like to go?
L2G
(would) Love to go
L2K
Like to come
l33t
Leet, meaning 'elite'
L8R
Later
L8RG8R
Later, gator
LBAY
Laughing back at you
LD
Later, dude
LD
Long distance
LDO
Like, duh obviously
LEMENO
Let me know
LERK
Leaving easy reach of keyboard
LFD
Left for day
LFG
Looking for group (online gaming)
LFG
Looking for guard (online gaming)
LFM
Looking for more (online gaming)
LGH
Lets get high
LH6
Lets have sex
LHSX
Lets have sex
LHM
Lord help me
LHO
Laughing head off
LI
LinkedIn
LIC
Like I care
LIK
Meaning liquor
LIMT
Laugh in my tummy
LLGB
Love, later, God bless
LLS
Laughing like *silly*
LMAO
Laughing my *a* off
LMBO
Laughing my butt off
LMFAO
Laughing my freaking *a* off
LMIRL
Lets meet in real life
LMK
Let me know
LMMFAO
Laughing my mother freaking a** off
LMNK
Leave my name out
LMS
Like my status (Facebook)
LNT
Meaning lost in translation
LOA
List of acronyms
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOLH
Laughing out loud hysterically
LOLO
Lots of love
LOLWTF
Laughing out loud (saying) "What the *freak*?"
LOTI
Laughing on the inside
LOTR
Lord of The Rings (online gaming)
LQTM
Laughing quietly to myself
LSHMBH
Laugh so hard my belly hurts
LSV
Language, sex and violence
LTD
Living the dream
LTLWDLS
Let's twist like we did last summer
LTNS
Long time no see
LTOD
Laptop of death
LTS
Laughing to self
LULT
Love you long time
LULZ
Slang for LOL
LVM
Left voice mail
LWOS
Laughing without smiling
LY
Love ya
LYLAS
Love you like a sis
LYLC
Love you like crazy
LYSM
Love you so much
"M" Text Messages & Chat Abbreviations

M$
Microsoft
M8
Mate
MB
Mamma's boy
MBS
Mom behind shoulder
MC
Merry Christmas
MDIAC
My Dad is a cop
MEGO
My eyes glaze over
MEH
Meaning a "shrug" or shrugging shoulders
MEH
Meaning a "so-so" or "just okay"
MEHH
Meaning a "sigh" or sighing
MEZ
Meaning "mesmerize" (online gaming)
MFI
Mad for it
MGB
May God bless
MGMT
Management
MIRL
Meet in real life
MISS.(number)
Meaning "child and her age". Miss.3 would be a 3-year old daughter
MKAY
Meaning "Mmm, okay"
MLM
Meaning give the middle finger
MM
Sister (Mandarin Chinese txt msg)
MMK
Meaning okay? (as a question)
MNC
Mother nature calls
MNSG
Mensaje (message in Spanish)
MorF
Male or female?
MOMBOY
Mamma's boy
MOO
My own opinion
MOOS
Member of the opposite sex
MOS
Mother over shoulder
MOSS
Member of same sex
MP
Mana points (online gaming)
MR.(number)
Meaning "child and his age". Mr.3 would be a 3-year old son
MRT
Modified ReTweet (Twitter slang)
MSG
Message
MTF
More to follow
MTFBWU
May the force be with you
MU
Miss U (you)
MUAH
Multiple unsuccessful attempts (at/to) humor
MUSM
Miss you so much
MWAH
Meaning "kiss" (it is is the sound made when kissing through the air)
MYO
Mind your own (business)
MYOB
Mind your own business
"N" Text Message & Chat Abbreviations

n00b
Newbie
N1
Nice one
N2M
Nothing too much
NADT
Not a darn thing
NALOPKT
Not a lot of people know that
NANA
Not now, no need
NBD
No big deal
NBFAB
No bad for a beginner (online gaming)
NC
Nice crib (online gaming)
ND
Nice double (online gaming)
NE
Any
NE1
Anyone
NFM
None for me / Not for me
NFM
Not for me
NGL
Not gonna (going to) lie
NFS
Need for Speed (online gaming)
NFS
Not for sale
NFW
No *freaking* way
NFW
Not for work
NFWS
Not for work safe
NH
Nice hand (online gaming)
NIFOC
Naked in front of computer
NIGI
Now I get it
NIMBY
Not in my back yard
NIROK
Not in reach of keyboard
NLT
No later than
NM
Nothing much
NM
Never mind
NM
Nice meld (online gaming)
NMH
Not much here
NMJC
Nothing much, just chilling
NMU
Not much, you?
NO1
No one
NOOB
Meaning someone who is bad at (online) games
NOWL
Meaning "knowledge"
NOYB
None of your business
NP
No problem
NPC
Non-playing character (online gaming)
NQT
Newly qualified teacher
NR
Nice roll (online gaming)
NRN
No response/reply necessary
NS
Nice score (online gaming)
NS
Nice split (online gaming)
NSA
No strings attached
NSFW
Not safe for work
NSISR
Not sure if spelled right
NT
Nice try
NTHING
Nothing (SMS)
NTS
Note to self
NVM
Never mind
NVR
Never
NW
No way
NWO
No way out
"O" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations

O4U
Only for you
O
Opponent (online gaming)
O
Meaning "hugs"
O
Over
OA
OATUS
On a totally unrelated subject
OB
Oh baby
OB
Oh brother
OBV
Obviously
OG
Original gangster
OGIM
Oh God, it's Monday
OH
Overheard
OI
Operator indisposed
OIB
Oh, I'm back
OIC
Oh, I see
OJ
Only joking
OL
Old lady
OLL
Online love
OM
Old man
OM
Oh, my
OMAA
Oh, my aching *A* (butt)
OMDB
Over my dead body
OMFG
Oh my *freaking* God
omfglmaobbqrofl
copteriss
oh my *freaking* god, laugh my *a* off, owned, roll on floor spinning around I'm so sad
OMG
Oh my God
OMGYG2BK
Oh my God, you got to be kidding
OMW
On my way
ONL
Online
OO
Over and out
OOC
Out of character
OOH
Out of here
OOTD
One of these days
OOTO
Out of the office
OP
On phone
ORLY
Oh really?
OS
OT
Off topic (discussion forums)
OTB
Off to bed
OTFL
On the floor laughing
OTL
Out to lunch
OTOH
On the other hand
OTP
On the phone
OTT
Over the top
OTTOMH
Off the top of my head
OTW
Off to work
OVA
Over
OYO
On your own
"P" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations

P
Partner (online gaming)
P2P
Parent to parent
P2P
Peer to peer
P2P
Pay to play (online gaming)
P911
Parents coming into room alert
PAT
Meaning "patrol" (online gaming)
PAW
Parents are watching
PBOOK
Phonebook (e-mail)
PC
Player character (online gaming)
PCM
Please call me
PDA
Personal display (of) affection
PDH
Pretty darn happy
PDS
Please don't shoot
PDQ
Pretty darn quick
PEEPS
People
PFT
Pretty *freaking* tight
PIC
Picture
PIP
Peeing in pants (laughing hard)
PIR
Parents in room
PISS
Put in some sugar
PITA
Pain in the *butt*
PKMN
Pokemon (online gaming)
PL8
Plate
PLD
Played
PLMK
Please let me know
PLS
Please
PLU
People like us
PLZ
Please
PLZTLME
Please tell me
PM
Private Message
PMFI
Pardon me for interrupting
PMFJI
Pardon me for jumping in
PMSL
Pee myself laughing
POAHF
Put on a happy face
POS
Parent over shoulder
POV
Point of view
POV
Privately owned vehicle (originally used to differentiate an individual's vehicle from a military vehicle)
PPL
People
PPU
Pending pick-up
PROLLY
Probably
PROGGY
Meaning computer program
PRON
Meaning pornography
PRT
Party
PRT
Please Retweet (Twitter slang)
PRW
People/parents are watching
PSOS
Parent standing over shoulder
PSP
Playstation Portable
PST
Please send tell (online gaming)
PTFO
Pass the *freak* out
PTIYPASI
Put that in your pipe and smoke it
PTL
Praise the Lord
PTMM
Please tell me more
PTO
Paid time off
PTO
Personal time off
PTO
Parent Teacher Organization
PUG
Pick up group (online gaming)
PVP
Player versus player (online gaming)
PWN
Meaning "own"
PXT
Please explain that
PU
That stinks!
PUKS
Pick up kids (SMS)
PYT
Pretty young thing
PZ
Peace
PZA
Pizza
"Q" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations

Q
Queue
Q4U
(I have a) question for you
QC
Quality control
QFE
Question for everyone
QFI
Quoted for idiocy
QFI
Quoted for irony
QIK
Quick
QL
Quit laughing
QOTD
Quote of the day
QQ (qq)
Meaning "crying eyes"
QQ
Quick question
QSL
Reply
QSO
Conversation
QT
Cutie
QTPI
Cutie pie
"R" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations

R
Meaning "are"
R8
Rate (SMS)
RBAY
Right back at you
RFN
Right *freaking* now
RHIP
Rank has its privileges
RIP
Rest in peace
RL
Real life
RLY
Really
RME
Rolling my eyes
RMLB
Read my lips baby
RMMM
Read my mail man
ROFL
Rolling on floor laughing
ROFLCOPTER
Rolling on floor laughing and spinning around
ROFLMAO
Rolling on the floor, laughing my *butt* off
ROTFL
Rolling on the floor laughing
ROTFLUTS
Rolling on the floor laughing unable to speak
RS
Runescape (online gaming)
RSN
Real soon now
RT
Roger that
RT
Retweet (Twitter slang)
RTBS
Reason to be single
RTFM
Read the *freaking* manual
RTFQ
Read the *freaking* question
RTHX
Meaning "Thanks for the RT (Retweet)" (Twitter slang)
RTMS
Read the manual, stupid
RTNTN
Retention (e-mail, Government)
RTRCTV
Retroactive (e-mail, Government)
RTRMT
Retirement (e-mail, Government)
RTSM
Read the stupid manual
RTWFQ
Read the whole *freaking* question
RU
Are you?
RUMOF
Are you male or female?
RUT
Are u (you) there?
RUOK
Are you okay?
RX
Regards
RW
Real world
RX
Meaning drugs or prescriptions
RYB
Read your Bible
RYO
Roll your own
RYS
Read your screen
RYS
Are you single?
"S" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations



"S" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations

S2R
Send to receive (meaning send me your picture to get mine)
S2S
Sorry to say
S4L
Spam for life
SAL
Such a laugh
SAT
Sorry about that
SB
Should be
SB
Smiling back
SBIA
Meaning Standing back in amazement
SBT
Sorry 'bout that
SC
Stay cool
SD
Sweet dreams
SDMB
Sweet dreams, my baby
SETE
Smiling Ear-to-Ear
SELFIE
A photo that is taken of oneself for social media sharing (definition)
SFAIK
So far as I know
SH
Same here
SH^
Shut up
SHID
Slapping head in disgust
SICNR
Sorry, I could not resist
SIG2R
Sorry, I got to run
SIHTH
Stupidity is hard to take
SIMYC
Sorry I missed your call
SIR
Strike it rich
SIS
Snickering in silence
SIS
Meaning sister
SIT
Stay in touch
SK8
Skate
SK8NG
Skating
SK8R
Skater
SK8RBOI
Skater Boy
SLAP
Sounds like a plan
SMEXI
Combination of sexy and Mexican, used to describe attractive people
SMHID
Scratching my head in disbelief
SNAFU
Situation normal all fouled up
SNERT
Snot nosed egotistical rude teenager
SO
Significant other
SOAB
Son of a *B*
S'OK
Meaning It' (s) okay (ok)
SOL
Sooner or later
SOMY
Sick of me yet?
SorG
Straight or Gay?
SOS
Meaning help
SOS
Son of Sam
SOT
Short of time
SOTMG
Short of time, must go
SOWM
Someone with me
SPK
Speak (SMS)
SRSLY
Seriously
SPST
Same place, same time
SPTO
Spoke to
SQ
Square
SRY
Sorry
SS
So sorry
SSDD
Same stuff, different day
SSIF
So stupid it's funny
SSINF
So stupid it's not funny
ST&D
Stop texting and drive
STFU
Shut the *freak* up
STR8
Straight
STW
Search the Web
SUITM
See you in the morning
SUL
See you later
SUP
What's up?
SUTH
So use(d) to haters (Facebook)
SUX
Meanings sucks or "it sucks"
SUYF
Shut up you fool
SWAG
Meaning free stuff and giveaways from tech tradeshows (define)
SWAG
Scientific wild *a* guess
SWAK
Sent (or sealed) with a kiss
SWALK
Sealed (or sealed) with a loving kiss
SWAT
Scientific wild *butt* guess
SWL
Screaming with laughter
SWMBO
She who must be obeyed. Meaning wife or partner
SYL
See you later
SYS
See you soon
SYY
Shut your yapper
"T" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations

T+
Think positive
T4BU
Thanks for being you
T:)T
Think happy thoughts
TA
Thanks a lot
TAFN
That's all for now
TAM
Tomorro a.m.
TANK
Meaning really strong
TANKED
Meaning "owned"
TANKING
Meaning "owning"
TARFU
Things Are Really *fouled* Up.
TAU
Thinking about u (you)
TAUMUALU
Thinking about you miss you always love you
TBAG
Process of disgracing a corpse, taunting a fragged/killed player (online gaming)
TBC
To be continued
TBD
To be determined
TBH
To be honest
TBL
Text back later
TC
Take care
TCB
Take care of business
TCOY
Take care of yourself
TD
Tower defense (online gaming)
TD2M
Talk dirty to me
TDTM
Talk dirty to me
TFF
Too *freaking* funny
TFS
Thanks for sharing
TFTF
Thanks for the follow (Twitter slang)
TFTI
Thanks for the invitation
TG
Thank goodness
TGIF
Thank God it's Friday
THX
Thanks
THT
Think happy thoughts
THNX
Thanks
THNQ
Thank-you (SMS)
TIA
Thanks in advance
TIAD
Tomorrow is another day
TIC
Tongue-in-cheek
TIL
Today I learned
TILIS
Tell it like it is
TIR
Teacher in room
TLK2UL8R
Talk to you later
TL
Too long
TMA
Take my advice
TMB
Text me back
TMB
Tweet me back (Twitter slang)
TMI
Too much information
TMOT
Trust me on this
TMTH
Too much to handle
TMWFI
Take my word for it
TNSTAAFL
There's no such thing as a free lunch
TNT
Til next time
TOJ
Tears of joy
TOS
Terms of service
TOU
Thinking of you
TOY
Thinking of you
TPM
Tomorrow p.m.
TPTB
The powers that be
TQ
Te quiero / I love you (Spanish SMS)
TSH
Tripping so hard
TSNF
That's so not fair
TSTB
The sooner, the better
TTFN
Ta ta for now
TTLY
Totally
TTTT
These things take time
TTUL
Talk to you later
TU
Thank you
TUI
Turning you in
TWSS
That's what she said
TTG
Time to go
TTYAFN
Talk to you awhile from now
TTYL
Talk to you later
TTYS
Talk to you soon
TY
Thank you
TYFC
Thank you for charity (online gaming)
TYFYC
Thank you for your comment
TYS
Told you so
TYT
Take your time
TYSO
Thank you so much
TYAFY
Thank you and *freak* you
TYVM
Thank you very much
"U" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations

^URS
Up yours
UCMU
You crack me up
UDI
Unidentified drinking injury (meaning bruise, scratch, ache and so on)
UDM
U (You) da (the) man
UDS
Ugly domestic scene
UFB
Un *freaking* believable
UFN
Until further notice
UGTBK
You've got to be kidding
UKTR
You know that's right
UL
Upload
U-L
Meaning "You will"
UNA
Use no acronyms
UN4TUN8
Unfortunate
UNBLEFBLE
Unbelievable
UNCRTN
Uncertain
UNPC
Un- (not) politically correct
UOK
(Are) You ok?
UR
You are / You're
UR2YS4ME
You are too wise for me
URA*
You are a star
URH
You are hot (U R Hot)
URSKTM
You are so kind to me
URTM
You are the man
URW
You are welcome
USBCA
Until something better comes along
USU
Usually
UT
Unreal Tournament (online gaming)
UT2L
You take too long
UTM
You tell me
UV
Unpleasant visual
UW
You're welcome
"V" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations

V
Very
VAT
Value added tax
VBL
Visible bra line
VBS
Very big smile
VEG
Very evil grin
VFF
Very freaking funny
VFM
Value for money
VGC
Very good condition
VGG
Very good game (online gaming)
VGH
Very good hand (online gaming)
VIP
Very important person
VM
Voice mail
VN
Very nice
VNH
Very nice hand (online gaming)
VoIP
Voice over Internet Protocol (definition)
VRY
Very
VSC
Very soft chuckle
VSF
Very sad face
VWD
Very well done (online gaming)
VWP
Very well played (online gaming)
"W" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations

W@
What?
W/
With
W/B
Welcome back
W3
WWW (Web address)
W8
Wait
WAH
Working at home
WAJ
What a jerk
WAM
Wait a minute
WAN2
Want to? (SMS)
WAN2TLK
Want to talk
WAREZ
meaning pirated (illegally gained) software
WAS
Wait a second
WAS
Wild *a* guess
WAWA
Where are we at?
WAYF
Where are you from?
W/B
Write back
WB
Welcome back
WBS
Write back soon
WBU
What about you?
WC
Welcome
WC
Who cares
WCA
Who cares anyway
W/E
Whatever
W/END
Weekend
WE
Whatever
WEBO
WEP
Weapon (online gaming)
WH5
Who, what, when, where, why
WIBNI
Wouldn't it be nice if
WDALYIC
Who died and left you in charge
WDYK
What do you know?
WDYT
What do you think?
WGACA
What do you think?
WIIFM
What's in it for me?
WISP
Winning is so pleasurable
WITP
What is the point?
WITW
What in the world
WIU
Wrap it up
WK
Week
WKD
Weekend
WRT
With regard to
WL
Whatta loser
W/O
Without
WOMBAT
Waste of money, brains and time
WOW
World of Warcraft (online gaming)
WRK
Work
WRU@
Where are you at?
WRUD
What are you doing?
WTB
Want to buy (online gaming)
WTF
What the *freak* ?
WTFE
What the *freak* ever
WTFO
What the *freak* ?, over.
WTG
Way to go
WTGP
Want to go private (talk out of public chat area)
WTH
What the heck?
WTM
Who's the man?
WTS
Want to sell? (online gaming)
WTT
Want to trade? (online gaming)
WU
What's up?
WUCIWUG
What you see is what you get
WUF
Where are you from?
WUP
What's up?
WUT
Meaning "what"
WUW
What u (you) want?
WUU2
What are you up to?
WUZ
Meaning "was"
WWJD
What would Jesus do?
WWJD
What Would Judd Do? (Artist Donald Judd, who was known to do things in his own compulsive way.)
WWNC
Will wonders never cease
WWYC
Write when you can
WYCM
Will you call me?
WYD
What (are) you doing?
WYGAM
When you get a minute
WYHAM
When you have a minute
WYLEI
When you least expect it
WYSIWYG
What you see is what you get
WYWH
Wish you were here
"X" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations

X-1-10
Meaning "Exciting"
X
Kiss
X!
Meaning "a typical woman"
XD
Meaning "really hard laugh" (where D is a smiley mouth)
XD
Meaning a "devilish smile"
XME
Excuse Me
XOXOXO
Hugs & Kisses
XLNT
Excellent
XLR8
Meaning "faster" or "going faster"
XYL
Ex-young lady, meaning wife. (amateur radio)
XYZ
Examine your zipper
"Y" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations

Y?
Why?
Y
Meaning Yawn
Y2K
You're too kind
YA
Your
YAA
Yet another acronym
YABA
Yet another bloody acronym
YARLY
Ya, really?
YBIC
Your brother in Christ
YBS
You'll be sorry
YCDBWYCID
You can't do business when your computer is down
YCHT
You can have them
YCLIU
You can look it up
YCMU
You crack me up
YCT
Meaning Your comment to?
YD
Yesterday
YF
Wife
YG
Young gentleman
YGTBKM
You've got to be kidding me
YGG
You go girl
YHBT
You have been trolled
YHBW
You have been warned
YHL
You have lost
YIU
Yes, I understand
YKW
You know what
YKWYCD
You know what you can do
YL
Young lady
YMMV
Your mileage may vary
YNK
You never know
YR
Your
YR
Yeah right
YRYOCC
You're running your own cuckoo clock
YSIC
Your sister in Christ
YSYD
Yeah sure you do
YT
You there?
YTB
You're the best
YTB
Youth talk back
YTTL
You take too long
YTG
You're the greatest
YW
You're welcome
YWHNB
Yes, we have no bananas
YWHOL
Yelling "woohoo" out loud
YWSYLS
You win some, you lose some
YYSSW
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure, whatever
"Z" Text Message / Chat Abbreviations

Z
Zero
Z
Z's are calling (meaning going to bed/sleep)
Z
Meaning "Said"
Z%
Zoo
ZH
Sleeping Hour
ZOMG
Used in World of Warcraft to mean OMG (Oh My God)
ZOT
Zero tolerance
ZUP
Meaning "What's up?"
ZZZZ
Sleeping (or bored)















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Chat Abbreviations and Emoticons (printer friendly)
Using text messaging can be tedious and if you are using Wap or Cell phones, then this can be almost impossible with out some form of shorthand.  What follows is a list of immerging and normal conventions for abbreviating normal text messages.









HOW 2 TEXT MESSAGE...... AND EMOTICONS   and other hints 4 us oldies....


Emoticons Text message :-) I'm happy ;-) Cheeky/sarcastic comment :-( Upset >;-> Rude suggestions (-: Left handed %-) Staring at a screen too long :*) drunk 8) Wearing glasses B-) Wearing Sunglasses B:-) ... on my head :-)- Drooling :--) Got a cold :'-( Been crying :-@ Gonna scream :-# Wear braces :^) Broken nose :-& Tongue tied -:-( Punk Rocker <:-) Stupid thing to say ':-) Lost one of my eyebrows ,:-) .. other side |-1 Going to sleep |-O Bored/yawning :-Q I smoke :-?
... a pipe
O:-) I'm an angel :-D I'm laughing :-X My lips are sealed :-o Uh - oh! [:-) I'm wearing a walkman :-[] Wearing lipstick :-[) I've a moustache :-|| Angry :-)) Very happy $-) Greedy :-/ Perplexed ?:-/ Confused =:O Frightened (hair standing up) %*@:-( Hung over #-) Partied all night <:I Dunce :-I Non-committal (-_-) Secret smile :-)<//////////> Am wearing a tie :-~| Have a cold :-{} Am wearing lipstick :-)8 Am well dressed {(:-) Am wearing a toupee (:-| Am bold :-* A kiss :-P~ A lick X= Fingers crossed :-P Sticking out a tongue X-) I see nothing :-X I say nothing :-~~~ Drooling ...---... SOS (_8-(|) Homer Simpson @@@@@:o) Marge Simpson C|:-= Charlie Chaplin =|:-)= Abraham Lincoln *<:-) Father Christmas (:)-) Scuba diver *#:-) Scotsman 0:-) Angel :-[ Vampire ]:-) Devil @]-'---,-- Rose (::[]::) Bandaid/Plaster - help (_!_) Normal ass (__!__) Fat ass (!) Tight ass (_._) Flat ass (_o^^o_) Wise ass (_E=mc2_) Smart ass (_13_) Unlucky ass (_$_) Money coming out of his ass (_?_) Dumb ass :> Little smile/grin :~( Crying };> Devil/lewd remark :<> Yawn :pPppPP!! Rasberry {you} Hug you O.O Eyes wide open :-{8 Evil big boobs >:-[ -{9 Shock at giving birth to squirrel @:-) Wears a turban (-:|:-) Siamese twins }:-o Mono brow/devil 3:-o Cow :V Duck >>:-) Klingon :-|:-| Deja vu |*-*| Cassette tape @= Nuclear bomb :-c Unhappy :-C Really unhappy :-\ Undecided :( ) Frog (:I Egg head :@ What ][ Feeling seperated }{ Face to face





Abbrev Text message :-o hbtu o-: Happy Birthday to you (singing) 2bctnd To be continued 2d4 To die for 2g4u Too good for you 2l8 Too late 4e Forever 4yeo For your eyes only aar At any rate aas Alive and smiling adn Any day now aeap As early as possible afaik As far as I know afk Away from keyboard aisb As it should be aka Also known as ambw All my best wishes aota All of the above asap As soon as possible asl Age Sex Location atw At the weekend awhfy Are we having fun? aysos Are you stupid or something b4 Before bak Back at keyboard bau Business as usual bbfn Bye bye for now bbiab Be back in a bit bbl Be back later bcnu be seein' you bd Big deal bfd Big F****** deal bol Best of luck brb Be right back bta But then again btw By the way cid Consider it done cio Check it out cm Call me cmiiw Correct me if Im wrong cmon Come on cob Close of business cu See you cua See you around cul See you later cul8r See you later cya See ya cyo See you on-line diku Do I know you dk Don't know dl2me Dont lie to me dqmot Dont quote me on this dts Dont think so dur? Do you remember? e2eg Ear to ear grin ema Email address eod End of discussion eof End of file eom End of message f ?
Friends?
f2f Face to face fish First in, still here fotcl Falling off the chair laughing fitb Fill in the blank fya For your amusement fyi For your information <g> Grin g2g Got to go g2r Got to run ga Go ahead gal Get a life gb Goodbye gdm8 G'day mate g4i Go for it gg Good game/ Gotta go gl Good luck gmta Great minds think alike gol gigling out loud gr&d Grinning running & ducking gr8 Great gsoh Good sense of humour g2rm Gonig to read mail g2g Got to go g2gb Got to go bye g2sy Glad to see you h2cus Hope to see you soon hagn Have a good night hago Have a good one hf Have fun hhis Head hanging in shame hru How are you hth Hope this helps iac In any case ib I'm back ic I see icbw It could be worse idk I don't know idts I dont think so ifu I F***ed up iirc If I remember correctly ilu I love you im Instant message imho In my humble opinion imi I meant it ioh I'm outer here iow In other words iou I owe you irl In real life iuss If you say so iyss If you say so iyswim If you see what I mean rt Real time j4f Just for fun jac Just a sec jik Just in case jit Just in time jja Just joking around jk Just kining jmo Just my opinion k 'kay (OK) kc Keep cool khuf Know how you feel kit Keep in touch kotc Kiss on the cheek knim Know what I mean l8r Later lol Laughing out loud lmao Laughing my ass off ltm Laugh to myself ltns Long time no see m8 Mate MC Merry Christmas MorF Male or Female mtfbwu May the force be with you musm Miss you so much na No access nbd No big deal nc No comment nfw No F******* way nimby Not in my back yard np No problem nrn No reply necessary nw No way nwo No way out -~ Negative waves o4u
Only for you
oic Oh I see oo Over and out ooc Out of character ootb Out of the blue otoh On the other hand pdq Pretty darn quick pbt Pay back time plmk Please let me know pls Please pmfji Pardon me for jumping in pos Parent over shoulder pov Point of view pu That stinks pxt Please explain that rotfl Rolling on the floor laughing rtfm Read the f***ing manual rsn Real soon now rip Rest in peace ruok Are you OK sc Stay cool snafu Situation normal all F****** up sol Sooner or later SorG Straight or Gay spst Same place same time ssdd Same stuff different day stw Search the web suitw See you in the morning sul See you later sup What's up suyf Shut up you fool swdut So what do you think t+ Think positive tafn Thats all for now tam Tomorrow AM tanx Thanks tc Take care t2ul Talk to you later thx Thanks tia Thanks in advance ttfn Ta ta for now tpm Tomorrow PM tuvm Thank you very much uw You're welcome w4u Waiting for you wag Wild ass guess wruf Where are you from wb Welcome back wca Who cares anyway wdys What did you say weg Wicked evil grin wtf What the F*** wtg Way to go wuwh Wish you were here wyrn Whats your real name wysiwug What you see is what you get X! Typical Woman! Y! Typical Man! ya Yet another ybs You'll be sorry ydkm You dont know me ysyd Yes sure you do yttt You telling the truth yw Your welcome






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